JOKE

                                                 BY : TORI

         OK here it goes ....
                                       There once was a family of four boys , and a father .one day while the dad was ready to leave for work the boys thought it would be pretty funny to push the porta-potty they had of the side of the cliff - did i mention they lived on a hill? ah well. so the boys pushed it of the hill. later that night when the father came home and saw what they had done he came into the house to speak to the boys ....''ALL WRIGHT WHICH ONE OF YOU BOYS PUSHED THE PORTA-POTTY OF THE HILL?none of the  of boys said a word .. ''STEP FORWARD'' says dad . no one did . well dad had an idea he told his sons the story of George Washington and the cherry tree and about how George apologized  to his father and told the truth about the cherry tree and so george was not punished but rewarded . so one of the sons stepped forward and said boldly '' I DID IT DADDY!!!  well now, by complete surprise the dad picked up the son and spanked the crud out of him!!!!!! he said dad why??? i was supposed to get a reward for being honest!  '' WELL GEORGE WASHINGTONS DADDY WASNT IN THE CHERRY TREE WHEN HE CHOPPED IT DOWN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! the end

Well , well, well now there's a life lesson in all this ... don't trust George Washington stories! jk LOL