How to Find the One Eyed One Horned, ah forget it. Just read the post.

Once upon a time there lived a little girl named Hildegarde. She wanted a pet. Hildegarde's favorite color was purple. (if it wasn't then I so wouldn't be writing about her!) Hildegarde went up to her mom and asked if she could go pet hunting. Her mom said OK, so off Hildegarde went. Hildegarde wanted a purple pet. She started off by laying plums all around her house. Then she put out purple yarn and purple food dishes. After that, she went inside and waited. A few hours later, Hildegarde went outside and saw a ginormous monster. It was the infamous One Eyed One Horned Flying Purple People Eater. It ate Hildegarde.

Hello people of the world. CC here. Thanks for reading our story. Well, anyway, people of the world, now you know how to find the One Eyed One Horned, ah forget it. You know what it's called. I hope that you aren't scared to look for this magnificent beast just because it ate poor Hildegarde! But if you aren't, just don't lay out purple yarn. I think that's why Hildegarde is no longer with us. I know that I would be VERY VERY VERY VERY scared of hunting this VERY VERY VERY scary monster. But perhaps, you are braver than me. WAAAAAYYYYY braver. I'm scared of scotch tape! Heh heh.

Well thanks for reading Purple Drizzle! I hope now all of you perfect pet seekers our there know what one you want. And don't you dare say "anything but the One Eyed One Horned Flying Purple People Eater"! Because you know you want to. So again, go and brave the wild. Surround your house with a wall of plums! Tell your kids that if they don't behave, the One Eyed One Horned Flying Purple People Eater will come and eat them! Well, probably not that last one. We love you people of the world!